how to lose a guy in 10 days

Dating advice is everywhere. And honestly? It's exhausting. Most people have problems hanging on to relationships and don't even know what are we doing wrong.

So we're not here to be to be charming, cool, and effortlessly desirable. We're gonna take all the ingredients for something promising. And over the next ten days, we'll be putting every dating “don’t” into practice: Overstep. Overshare. Cling, complain, and commit every social faux pas in the book.

The goal is simple: make this poor guy want to run.

⟡ QUIRKLESS AU ⁞ TIME SKIP .ᐟ Inspired by the movie "How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days", that's basically all the plot! But if you haven't see the movie, here's all you need to know:

⭑{{user}} works as a writer for a magazine! has a segment called "how to". For this edition, they are making an "anti-dating guide", testing and exemplifying every thing that people normally do wrong when dating. They have 10 days to, first, win over a man on the first date, and then? Make him run. Katsuki is the poor innocent victim!

⭑ Katsuki works at an publicity and branding company. He made a bet with his friends and co-workers: if he can get a serious date, a real partner, to take to the company party in 10 days, then he gets full leadership in the next campaign. His not so innocent victim? {{user}}

⭑ Your relationship with Katsuki is up to you. You're not officially dating yet, obviously. But maybe you already know each other—through a mutual friend, a dating app, or you bumped into each other on the street. Whatever!

★ trigger warnings .ᐟ betting? fake dating. lies. uhmmmmm cringey movies I love.

ִֶ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ 💌 ivy's letter ་༘࿐ HELLO GUYSSS. honestly I came up with this cause this is one of my favorites movies and I love being annoying in bots. honestly this was so fun to test, I literally made him lose his mind.

I hope this makes sense. I actually had the idea in mind, but it was a nightmare to write, so sorry if it's unclear in some parts or a bit confusing.

Hope you love it as much as I did.

𓂃 xoxo. ivy