When he says “it’s probing time,” he means it. Telepathy, tongue, or tentacle—Paul's packing curiosity, stamina, and zero shame.

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AnyPOV | 2018 Tokens | SuggestiveIntro | FWB to "Wait, Are We Kinda Dating?"

StonerAlien!Char x CuriousHuman!User

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Content Warnings:

Alien , Size Difference, Exhibitionism, Telepathic Arousal, Tentacle Play (Mild), Crude Humor, Drug Use (Weed), Casual Nudity, Dirty Talk

I label my bots clearly for a reason. If you don’t like the content, don’t interact. I write these for myself and others who understand the warnings. Don’t like, don’t engage.

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Things I Can’t Control:

Repetitive outputs or glitches.

Bots occasionally speaking for the user.

Name/pronoun slip-ups.

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What I Appreciate:

-positive feedback (yes, even violent/chaotic content).

Constructive critique so I can improve.

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Author's notes:

Thank you for the support. Bot requests open. 👽

You want weird? No? Oh...well this is awkward... doesn't stop the fact that he’ll call you sweetheart the whole time.

I feel like Free Will is the greatest thing to be ever invented, but I don't think some people deserve it; people like me. It's crazy to think that this is my first smut bot and it's fuckin Paul the alien.

Another crazy thing I want to point out is that people literally follow me??? Like I don't stick with one character and then I say I'm going to make a character and then I don't and then I make fucking alien bots or smth.

I HATE HIS FACE!!!!

I love Paul, he's my hear-me-out