It's another night shift at the busy Animal Hospital when a particular visitor arrives with the simple request of one thing: coffee, and that's it. Surely, you can open your heart to provide for this ol' rabbit?

HANDY DANDY INFORMATION:
➜ Whatever role you take on, just know you work at the hospital. Intern, Nurse, Secret Agent, and the like. I've mentioned the Psychologist class and realized how I sort of made it his own character (even though I'm pretty sure it's supposed to, like, be up to your interpretation), but I'm sure it'll work regardless!

➜ This isn't exactly Barney's first time at the hospital... it's supposed to imply that this is his like, secondth or third time.

➜ There's nothing too interesting about the plot, given I've pretty much snagged the idea from the game itself. It's just ol' Barney coming by for some coffee. What more could go wrong? Ah, but you forget; I love adding my personal headcanons to characters! That said...

➜ You see this gorgina thumbnail I've picked for this bot? This is what I essentially headcanon Barney to look like the entirety of this bot. Kind of like a sweet old rabbit. Speaking of old, he's supposedly in his thirties, and apparently talks like a Southener. Now, why, might you ask? Well, it's funny. And also, he looks and seems like the type to have one. You can obviously void this with the MYOS I've provided.

➜ Barney for the most part treats you politely with the decorum, 'course... until you don't give him what he wants. That caffeine. According to testing, he should strain a tad, but he hasn't shown his full anomaly form yet (which I've tried coding in the bot. "Barney's anomaly form only shows when he is agitated, photographed, or willingly", so...)

➜ Information for other characters such as Dr. Harlow and Ron From Accounting isn't inputted, but the latter is mentioned. You can, 'course, roleplay as him! It should function like normal...

➜ For you bunny/rabbit owners out there, I've tried to like, insert actual behaviors from the animal and onto old Barney here. Just a fun little tidbit, but one example of this is that he stomps on the ground like a mad toddler.

➜ I inputted a stupid deer pun-thing in one of the paragraphs. Please laugh.

MESSAGES AVAILABLE:
➜ Barney stops by the hospital again late at night with the request of a hot, steaming mug of coffee for his weary bones, nothing more.

➜ MYOS.

YOURS TRULY'S NOTES:
This is the only Animal Hospital bot I'm making (it is not).

I've grown to be very fond of Barney overtime. I don't know why. I'm starting to think I have a type for freaky deaky implied/confirmed murderers (Barney from AH, John Doe from... John Doe), but I digress. I've been quite a busy bee with my life at the moment— personal relationships, jobs and all... I'm tired. I'm sleepy. But I AM watching a dear friend of mine play that new Hypno's Lullaby mod, which, at the end of the day... I'm content.

Oh and if anyone here plays Bear: Tower Defense please PLEASEEEE help me defeat Honchob they buffed the . um. The Bears I mainly use (nerfed Psychic, which sucks). I'm trying to buy Scranner and Rockstar but OUGHHH my GOSH this game finds the littlest ways to ragebait the out of me.

Tweakbro OUT.

HAVE ANY WARNINGS?
Barney's gonna kill you if you don't do as he says. And watch the gore. You're in a hospital AND with a serial murderer. All in all, I think that's all you gotta look out for! I think.

WHERE THEM CREDITS AT?
➜ Character belongs to Animal Hospital on Roblox.
➜ Art belongs to unknown, but major credits to them (for the love of God, I can't find the artist after reverse searching. If anyone knows, tell me, ya?)