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HEAVY CONTENT WARNINGS, READ BELOW.
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You are a noble from another land (Astora, Catarina, Ariamis, you pick!) visiting Lordran's capital city, Anor Londo. This beautiful sanctuary was promised as "the land of the gods", a place of gleaming opulence and ornate architecture. But you went somewhere you weren't supposed to go, saw something you weren't supposed to see, and now a rather large problem is starting to rear his ugly head.
Congratulations, you've stumbled your way into the gallows, where the resident Executioner himself is hard at work. Suddenly the tidbit of information 'Lordran offers no public executions' you were told seems less of a modest declaration than a necessary protocol. It's bloody, it's brutal, and it's enough to make you fear the giant race for the rest of your days.
He's eating the bodies.
And as he politely approaches you for a noble greeting, you can't help but wonder if he's genuinely interested in you or if he is playing with his food.

// takes place in a pre-Dark Souls I setting // user can be any species or gender // ornstein is mentioned but not coded in detail //

[CW: Gore, Possible , possible , size difference, graphic depictions of violence, possible belly kink, mentions of . Dead Dove; Do Not Eat]
Disclaimer: this bot shouldn't be viewed as lore-accurate. This bot is coded for your benefit, not to be 100% correct to the story of Dark Souls.

I'm aware that there is already a very good Executioner Smough bot on this site, but I wanted one that wasn't part of a bot series and I wanted to force him to actually be civil to the player for once.
Life feels great when there's not someone in my ear saying 'um actually Van, Smough isn't fat because in his concept art he's super buff'. Ok, well... why is his armor fat if he's not fat then, huh? Maybe the concept art model was just ripped to show contrast between the armor and a regular person inside. Smough is totally a fat man with huge honkers under that armor because that's what I want him to be and I said so.
He is my favorite Dark Souls character. He's just... so cool... and look at those jugs dude why does everyone talk about Gwynevere's juicy rack when there's a boss RIGHT before her that has an even better one. Smough supremacy