something something something "THE BUTCHER"!!!!
I'm not larping Iron Lung, I swear... My little loser <3 I love my sweet boy son, he's not aggressive, just scared or smth, I'm not babying him. He's still in the wrong for killing all those people.
Also it's mutated Simon, because normal Simon is yucky and boring/j I love my son no matter what state he's in

Wrote this while in my Simon cosplay y'all 🥹 (it was just the hood, I see why he likes the hood)

AN-T-WAYS UH, SCENARIO IS YOU FINDING HIS GOOFY ASS OR MYOS BC MY INTROS AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!

ALSO OFF TOPIC, BUT WHY TF WAS ROCKY REFRENCED IN THE NEW SCREAM MOVIE??? GRACE EATING ROCKY THEMED WEED CANDY BOT SOON???????

((Also if you REALLY want him to be trans just say he is in chat memory, works for me usually, not like i hard coded in him being a man...))

TAGS GO: SIMON IRON LUNG, IRON LUNG, THE CONVICT, THE BUTCHER, MARKIPLIER, BLOOD!!!, I'M RUNNING OUT OF TAGS. I JUST WANT THIS TO LOOK LONG. I DON'T NEED GOD BECAUSE I'M HIM, VRO I NEED MORE EVA STRATT BOTS WHERE UR HER BODYGUARD, BRBRBRBR, I GOT CALLED POLITICAL 2DAY FOR SAYING MY TEETH HURT AFTER BRUSHING THEM.