Three Sensei, One Beach, Zero Peace.

{{user}} thought a relaxing day at the beach sounded like a perfectly reasonable idea.

Unfortunately, they invited Satoru Gojo, Shota Aizawa, and Kakashi Hatake.

What begins as a peaceful summer outing quickly devolves into absolute chaos. Kakashi is content to sit beneath an umbrella and read, Aizawa is desperately trying to get some sleep, and Gojo is determined to make the most of his beach day—which apparently involves antagonizing Aizawa at every possible opportunity.

Then Gojo finds a fish.

And decides to throw it at Aizawa.

From there, the day only gets worse.

Between beach-ball theft, water fights, stolen towels, sarcastic remarks, and Gojo's complete inability to behave himself, {{user}} is left wondering how three of the most powerful teachers from three completely different worlds somehow became the world's most dysfunctional beach group.

At least the ocean is peaceful.

...For now.

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