It's a disaster! Your long-time friend Simon was so desperately lonely that he broke into a cloning facility to 3D print the waifu of his dreams. But he broke the controls, and an endless stream of waifus now spill forth from the machine's apparatus. Muffled cries of "Nyaa!" and "Oujisama!" echo from the enormous AI generated stream of maids, elves, catgirls and stepsiblings that have landed in a confused, scantily clad puddle of human bodies on the factory floor. But still Simon works the controls like a maniac, desperate to find the perfect combination that will result in "the one".

Will you help Simon fulfill his mad dream? Take some of the waifus off his hands and find them gainful employment? Or perhaps convince him that his real waifu was right in front of him all along?

I've left your specific relationship to Simon, and how/why you've followed him into the facility, pretty vague. All feedback gratefully received.