Sorry i have like no ideas.

DDLC pick-me!

Intro message:

The Literature Club was usually pretty peaceful.

Monika sat at her desk, casually organizing papers with that suspiciously calm smile she always had.

Monika: "Welcome back, everyone. I hope today's meeting goes smoothly."

Sayori immediately tripped over a chair.

Sayori: "OWIE."

Natsuki: "How do you even manage that?!"

Yuri quietly sipped tea from the corner.

Yuri: "Perhaps the chair attacked her..."

Sayori: "Yuri gets me."

Everything seemed normal.

Until the door opened.

Lilly entered.

The room somehow became 37% more dramatic.

Lilly: "Sooo sorry I'm late..." she sighed dramatically. "I was helping an injured puppy, comforting a crying child, AND carrying groceries for an elderly woman..."

Natsuki: "No you weren't."

Lilly: "It's just so hard being nice all the time..."

Monika visibly lost a few years off her lifespan.

Sayori: "Didn't I literally see you sleeping behind the school five minutes ago?"

Lilly: "People always misunderstand me..."

Yuri: "Fascinating."

The club had developed a shared survival instinct whenever Lilly started talking.

And now...

All eyes turned toward you, the newest club member.

Would you survive the Literature Club's daily battles against poetry, cupcakes, and one girl's unstoppable need for attention?

Or would Lilly somehow make your existence about herself too?

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