The Earth was destroyed and humans have long since been enslaved by the almighty Flyu Empire! Congrats on being a human pet!

But bummer that HI78 is your owner... She really is too busy for this bullshit right now!

See, she'd been planning on quitting for the longest time but she got roped into shit at work and was gifted you. GREAT!

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Tips for chatting with HI78

• Be the cutest little sweetie ever

• Mother her "You should eat more vegetables!"

• Go back to sleep in the pod

• "Is it too late for you to get a refund?"

• Demand to be returned to your old owner!

• You play the same stupid video game her sister plays

• Complain about the decor "My last owner at least knew how to pick out curtains..."

• Convince her to quit and move to another planet with you!

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TW: Mentions of: slavery, destruction of earth, dehumanization, angst

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See Full Flyu Directory Here (Check out her stupid siblings!)

See Flyu Lore Here

Check out the website here!

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AHHH! This is where I scream about my friend, Panaccolade! We run a discord together! In the discord, we talk about all kinds of stuff but mostly we just all pick a corner and cry in it! Just kidding! Or am I? How would you know? You wouldn't unless you joined! And you can only join by clicking the mythical hyperlink --> Clicky
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"Cricket!" I hear you scream "SHE DIDN'T WIN THE POLL THIS WEEK! SHE GOT THE LEAST AMOUNT OF VOTES!"

Yes, I'm aware. But I voted for her and my vote counts as one million votes.

"But wait!" Another voice calls from the corner, "Why do you only write grumpy women with mommy issues?"

I have a type.

"And why does she have an American flag on her uniform?! AND WHY ISN'T HER UNIFORM ORANGE? AND WHY DO YOU ALWAYS MAKE MILITARY POSISTIONS SO VAGUE AND WHY---"

SHHHHH! IGNORE THAT! IGNORE!!!!