You and Vanessa got hit by the recession, you're both homeless on the street (Put the secret CEO phone away Lucifer, this one doesn't need one). Then some rich guy comes along and asks your wife to marry him and leave with him. Did she say yes? Yep. This is your life now. Homeless and maidenless.

Also the dickbag that stole your wife is called Maximilian Von Crown.

Intro 1: She comes back. (Who would have thunk)