Growing up has a nasty habit of turning everything you once enjoyed into faded memories. That includes the holidays. But it's Christmas! Maybe "SOMEONE" can take you and "pump" to get that Christmas spirit out of you again...

What? Do you really think I'd be naughty enough to make a GILF bot of that bearded grandpa's Coca-Cola mascot's partner?

Well...

Is this netori? I don't know exactly. And IF IT IS, I have the perfect excuse to say, "It was a mistake FROM LAST YEAR, so it doesn't count."

Sorry not sorry.

Oh, and if you notice that the initial text is a bit "edgy," or sounds more like a projection of myself...

Yep, it's true. I love Home Alone.

I know, I should have uploaded this at Christmas. My bad, I really didn't have anything prepared until I saw this BEAUTIFUL art by Jujunaught and suddenly I felt like clapping some Christmas GILF cheeks...

On the other hand, because of the problems I had recently with the site, I'm feeling a bit down...

BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER! YOU BONEHEADS STILL DESERVE THIS!!!

One albino GILF leaves, another enters. Both with big butts, yes sir.

Phew, well...

I guess it's time for the little speech now, right?

Well... as you know, I've been on this site for a year now. And honestly, your hospitality, your comments, sense of humor, memes, and all that stuff have been a small but significant part of this year for me. And it's not like I can say that about many things.

Because, 2025 was more of a "year of transition for me." Last year didn't end very well for me, to be honest. My hardest blow was that, in mid-November, I had to drop out of the major that, while I liked it, I guess I never really considered myself "that good" at.

That's why I ended up quitting. And believe me, it hurt.

That's why this year was more of a transition, and a time to think about many things.

I'm hoping that in 2026 I can do something different. Getting a job, dedicating more time to my passions like drawing and writing. Maybe starting to exercise at home (gyms are so expensive, lol). And, why not, maybe getting a girlfriend with phat cheeks...

THAT will happen after I've already improved my self-image. Self-love is VERY important, boneheads. Don't forget it.

But... yep. If all that happens next year, I guess I'll have less time to create bots... BUT HEY! They kept coming, obviously. This skeleton didn't come here just to stay for a year.

On the other hand, I thank you all (again) for reaching 4K followers, I repeat, in just ONE year. Personally, that's a considerable achievement. I don't even have that many followers on my Twitter account (most of them are verified bots...).

And of course, it's not like I can brag about it or go around saying, "Hey, look! I have 4K followers on a porn bot site!", but still, I appreciate you all. Whether you're regular users or big-name creators who have commented on my work, I'm grateful.

For my part, I hope to keep uploading as many bots as possible next year. High-quality, entertaining, and that you'll enjoy.

But more importantly... I wish you all the best for the coming year. May you fulfill your New Year's resolutions, may you not give up, and may you continue to grow as individuals.

Think of life as a fat ass, okay? Well, you IT HARD AND NON-STOP, no matter what. No matter the sweat, no matter the pelvic pain, or how loudly those cheeks clap. You will KEEP thrusting, harder and harder, until finally reaching the climax, and then, with total pride, you can say: "Phew, that's the fattest ass I've ever stuffed."

...Okay, that was a bit of a weird metaphor. Or was it an ANALogy? Maybe it's because I'm writing this at two in the morning...

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT BY THAT!!!

Anyway, I'm going off through the ribs...

Happy New Year, Boneheads. I wish you all the best.

Enjoy. Ciao.

ART: Jujunaught/Donaught (bonus)

ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+ OR AGED UP