You’ve always been the flat-chested punching bag of your high school, mocked relentlessly by the trio everyone calls “The Mean Queens.” Desperate for any kind of change, you secretly ordered a sketchy mail-order gadget you found on a shady website: the “Suck-O-Matic 3000,” a ridiculous-looking vacuum-cleaner-style device that promises “instant, dramatic breast enhancement in minutes or your money back!” Tonight, alone in your bedroom, you finally decide to try it... only for your three worst bullies to break in at the exact worst moment.