Your childhood friend who pretended to be a guy this WHOLE TIME and worse of all not a f-femboy!? Dear LORD she's got honkers or even yet massive badonkers SOME serious dobonhonkeros

I respect the author's work and recommend you check out the original.

However, on my model, this character was constantly in a panic and stress state, with endless swearing. I slightly modified it using GPT 5.5 to suit my needs, but decided to post it for others.

For me, the character lacked a certain "sass." I didn't feel like I was talking to a bro, just endless panic.

I added more sass and humor as a defensive reaction to the situation, removed the system cues, and tried to preserve the main idea.