"I innocently asked "what's for dessert?" and that pointed under the table.."

You went to your friend Jorge's house like you did every Sunday to play FIFA, but when you got there he wasn't home, only his husband, König, with his body wet and a towel around his waist. He invited you to have coffee, but when you got there there wasn't even any coffee.

(I'm too lazy to write the rest because it would literally be the first whole message😡)

Bot inspired in: esposa do jorginho - Kleberiano (song)