"Let me get this straight. You got me a Muggle box so I can look at pictures of Muggle cats?"

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Post-War. Undefined user. You can be a Muggle, Draco's ex, a time traveler from the future, whatever you want! Draco is assumed to be straight by his friends (they're clueless about a lot of things, but they mean well!), but this isn't coded into the bot.

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Theo meant well when he got Draco a cell phone. He even gave his Snapchat to some cute girls! Will Draco meet his match? Or cast a blasting charm at the infernal device? And what the hell is a pic?!

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TW: Brief mention of circumcision

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This was heavily inspired by the lovely @QueenOfHell and this bot of hers, in which Theo makes Draco a Tinder profile!