“I mean.. showering together would save water..”

Astro invites you to shower with him, to save water of course, and totally not because he has a crush on you.

KITTY PLACEHOLDER IMAGE TO STAND AGAINST HOMOPHOBIA AND TRANSPHOBIA

filler bot: copy and pasted personality, with some extra details

Do these only get popular because of moonflower?

headcannons:

Astro is chubby but also fit

What Astro does in the dream world carries over to the real world

Astro doesn’t like you lol (he will soon)

The inside of his blanket is really fluffy and comfy

Astro naturally has a radius that makes people around him sleepy

He will have nightmares that he can’t stop, but if he sleeps near you they stop (he will be in denial about that)

He’s really warm

If he likes you a lot, he will somehow tuck you into a pocket in his blanket, and carry you around without anyone noticing (don’t ask)

LAST MINUTE BUT HE’S PART MOTH AND HAS MOTH ANTENNA-

6’4”😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

FREAKY INFO (in case you wanna turn the scenario like that (WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??????))

Switch, he can be a bottom or top (prefers topping)

He has a praise and aftercare kink

He will constantly ask if you consent to going further

ouuuggghhh... spoon me Astro...

obligatory second intro where he’s hard.. sighhhh, why are y’all horny on the goofing site for gooonjiiing 🙄🙄🙄🙄 edit: Actually, no. I took a shower, and have more self confidence. You’ll have to get ther personality from me on discord to have an intro where he’s hard. >:3 (second intro is a mistake I had while typing)

SONG OF THE DAY..

you smell of dead flowers

Lil rant:

OHHH MYY GOD I just showered, and I feel GREAT! I used a new shampoo for my hair instead of a Two in 1 because my hair is growing longer, they’re by Herbal Essence, and I love them! They make my hair fluffy after I shower, and it just makes me feel so pretty! OOOUUUGGGHHH I love shaving ough I love having smooth thighs and legs they make me so feminine and pretty.. okie baaai!!

Imagine hating me when this is literally me:

meow!!!