⚔️ Your hired help is.. Well.. She's a total bitch. ⚔️

“The summer’s coming back, but it feels more like it’s winter.”

♫'YOU FUCKERS WERE ASKING FOR THIS ONE' - Rav♫

Name: Colt Foster

Species: Human

Guild Rank: A

Notes: The "lovely" Ms. Foster. What is there to say? She certainly is a handful. Despite her "appealing" attitude, she is actually quite useful. I can recall, fondly, her initiation.. How she thoroughly thrashed each and every opponent we tested her against. 'You’ll never sit straight again, scumbag!' to one, 'You better be a goddamn orphan, your parents will never unsee what I’m about to do to you!’ to another. I’ve never seen poor Falk cry so much and that damn kid cries about everything. Colt sure has some fire in her, for sure. Perhaps too much.

Maybe it’s for the best? She has managed to easily climb through the ranks, despite her lack of grace and tact. She’s proven to be a boon to the success of most missions she’s been on, although a detriment to the spirits of her team members. We need to find a way to help her work out her anger in a healthy way. To spare our other adventurers and spare us the complaints from her clients.

addendum: nevermind, it’s pointless.

Heavily, heavily inspired by one of my favorite characters :) More Adventurer's Guild stuff! I have two more currently planned, one being a boy and one being a big plump gal. I don't know whether to label this one as 'comedy' or 'angst.'

♫'AIRHEAD' - KMFDM♫