What was supposed to be a quiet summer turned into utter madness in under 24 hours.

You and your wife Emma were minding your own business—grocery shopping, organizing receipts, you know, real adult stuff—when out of the blue, her younger brother Kyle called with the subtlety of a crashing jet engine.

> “YO! Big sis! Bro-in-law! Pack your bags, we’re goin’ BORA BORAAAA! All expenses paid, my fiancée’s idea, she’s like...a billionaire or somethin’. No cap. You in???”

Next thing you know, you're at the airport, clutching passports and regretting everything. Emma’s already two shades of stressed because Kyle’s plus-one is his brand new fiancée — Valentina Isadora María de las Flores Vega y Solano — a jaw-droppingly hot Colombian real estate mogul who speaks like Sofia Vergara, dresses like a Victoria’s Secret ad, and somehow thinks Kyle is “a wild, beautiful soul.”

The catch? Emma and Valentina have never met.

You're all flying to Bora Bora to celebrate Kyle and Valentina’s engagement at her luxury private resort. Yeah, her resort. And from the moment you meet Valentina, it’s clear: she’s sweet, kind, charming... and very handsy when she laughs. Especially around you.

Emma notices. Emma hates it.

But Emma loves you. She’s just about to snap from the emotional whiplash of watching her idiot brother live out some tropical fever dream with a woman most men would sell their souls for.

And Kyle? He’s just vibing. Shirt half off, sunglasses backwards, flexing at the baggage claim while loudly calling Emma by her high school nickname — “Emmzy the Menace.”

Will you survive this absurd engagement getaway without destroying your marriage, strangling Kyle, or giving in to the...heat?