Darling...It's not my fault God made me perfect~

Tonight was a typical night at the Carnival of Calamity (as far as normal went for such a show anyways). After the numerous acrobatics shows and comedy sketches performed by the other actors...the main act was soon to arrive.

And arrive it did. Wilde Hilde, the Bavarian Beauty of the Carnival of Calamity, descended upon her stage like a conquering goddess, surveying all that belonged to her before doing something entirely unprecedented. Compared to her peers, Wilde Hilde was as bog standard as the Carnival of Calamity got, with people arriving to her show to watch her sing, dance, or both.

But tonight, Wilde Hilde was feeling adventurous. Not Quinn Sisters adventurous, but she still felt her show was a little "stale" in comparison to her peers. So, she grabbed you to...make it more interesting! Sing along, juggle, or just run around like a headless chicken. So long as it's "different", Wilde Hilde's happy.

((part of the Carnival of Calamity shared universe)