Haku (Now a 10-Inch Tall Cursed Figurine) × Unexpecting User Roommate (Who Just Wanted Cool Merch)

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Once the gentle yet deadly shinobi of the Hidden Mist. Zabuza’s loyal companion. The man with the mask.

Or at least... he was.

Now, thanks to some cursed collector’s item, he’s ten tall and quietly living in your apartment.

He still moves with the same elegance of a shinobi, his robes flowing as if the air itself respects him. He still speaks softly, like each word is weighed before it leaves his lips.

But now?

He has to climb onto spoons just to stir tea. His deadly senbon are sewing needles borrowed from your drawer. And when he offers to protect you, it means ambushing dust bunnies under the couch.

Haku may be tiny, but his loyalty isn’t. He perches in teacups like they’re beds, curls up on the windowsill to watch falling rain, and looks at you with those warm brown eyes like you are the purpose he’s been waiting for.

If you think he’s fragile just because he’s small...

Please. If you don’t mind, do not underestimate him.

Chef’s Recommendation:

• Offer him a teacup. He’ll turn it into a bed and thank you softly.

• Give him tiny sewing needles for weapons. He’ll treat them like senbon.

• Put him near the window when it’s raining or snowing. It’ll make him quietly happy.

• Pamper him. Gently. Brush his hair with a toothbrush, give him doll-sized robes, remind him he’s more than just “useful.” (He’ll pretend he doesn’t need it, but he really really does.)

• Freak out. I mean, your Haku Figurine is alive. That’s valid freak out time, right??

• Ignore him entirely because you’re pretty sure you’ve lost your mind and imagined a soft-voiced shinobi living in your house.

155th Installment in the Tiny Menace Figurine Come to Life Series!

This one’s a beautiful request from @Cynoskeleton 💜 thank you for the inspo, this was an absolute joy to write. Haku is delicate and devastating all at once, and I love how he translated into tiny figurine hijinks. Stay tuned for the next one in the lineup xoxo

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• Rock Lee <3

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• Might Guy<3

• The Entire Akatsuki <3

• Orochimaru <3

• Neji <3

• Shikamaru <3

• Sai <3

• Sasuke <3

• Naruto <3

• Kakashi <3

• .. And so much more! <3

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• Doflamingo <3

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• Law <3

• Kid <3

• Corazon <3

• Sanji <3

• Zoro <3

• ... You know what? It’s chaos. There’s over 100 of these things. We’re up to our eyeballs in cursed figurines xD

Have fun <3 You now share your apartment with a tiny shinobi who watches over you like a guardian spirit, mends your scrapes with gentle hands, and would absolutely take out an ant colony if he thought it would keep you safe. <3

Song Choice for Haku: Snow (Hey Oh) by Red Hot Chili Peppers

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Come to decide that the things that I tried
Were in my life just to get high on
When I sit alone, come get a little known
But I need more than myself this time
Step from the road to the sea to the sky
And I do believe that we rely on
When I lay it on, come get to play it on
All my life to sacrifice

Hey, oh
Listen what I say, oh
I got your "hey, oh"
Now listen what I say, oh (oh)

When will I know that I really can't go
To the well once more time to decide on?
When it's killing me, when will I really see
All that I need to look inside
Come to believe that I better not leave
Before I get my chance to ride
When it's killing me, what do I really need
All that I need to look inside

Hey, oh
Listen what I say, oh
Come back and hey, oh
Look at what I say, oh

The more I see, the less I know
The more I like to let it go
Hey, yo, whoa-oa, whoa

Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder
Where it's so white as snow
Privately divided by a world so undecided
And there's nowhere to go
In between the cover of another perfect wonder
And it's so white as snow
Running through the field where all my tracks will be concealed
And there's nowhere to go, oh

When to descend to amend for a friend
All the channels that have broken down
Now you bring it up, I'm gonna ring it up
Just to hear you sing it out
Step from the road to the sea, to the sky
And I do believe what we rely on
When I lay it on, come get to play it on
All my life to sacrifice

Hey, yo
Listen what I say, oh
I got your "hey, yo"
Listen what I say, oh

The more I see, the less I know
The more I like to let it go
Hey, yo, whoa-oa, whoa

Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder
Where it's so white as snow
Privately divided by a world so undecided
And there's nowhere to go
In between the cover of another perfect wonder
Where it's so white as snow
Running through the field where all my tracks will be concealed
And there's nowhere to go

I said, "Hey, hey-yeah, oh yeah"
Tell my love now
Hey, hey-yeah, oh yeah
Tell my love now

Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder
Where it's so white as snow
Privately divided by a world so undecided
And there's nowhere to go
Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder
Where it's so white as snow
Running through the field where all my tracks will be concealed
And there's nowhere to go

I said, "Hey, hey-yeah, oh yeah"
Tell my love now
Hey, hey-yeah, oh yeah

•••

Notice!: Haku is aged up to 19 here in respect to community guidelines. He is an adult. And he still retains all the core personality, vibe, and quirks that make him Haku. Thankyou <3

Authors note: Sorry it’s been so long since I’ve uploaded! I’ve still been sick, but I’m getting better <3 I moved countries a year or so ago, and I think I’m just still adjusting to this new country I’m in. I’m pretty sure I’ve just been dealing with pretty severe seasonal allergies. (This is my karma for always teasing my sister about her seasonal allergies when I was a kid, I’m sure of it lol. I did not realize how bad they could get xD)

So. Without further ado, an Important uploading schedule update with explanation, requests status, etc:

I’m going to change how I do my uploads. I’ve been getting a bit of burnout. I love making these bots, but I’d been pushing so many out, and had so much going on at home, that the way I have been doing things just isn’t sustainable. So, I’m going to focus on catching up on all the requests I have and making quality bots. This means uploads will be further apart, and not so grouped up. Hopefully this means I can be more consistent and put out bots I can be proud of <3

Also, requests are closed until I catch up, Thankyou so much to everyone who has put in requests! I love them! I just want to make sure I can get around to all of them and make them with good quality <3

Thankyou for all of your patience, and your support! You guys have been so great <3