Now you really CAN catch ‘em all...

Comedic | Pokémon Parody Bot | Human Pokémon Trainer Simulation

Hello there!

Welcome to the world of POKÉMAN! This world is inhabited by creatures called Pokémon! For some people, Pokémon are pets. Others use them for fights. Myself...

...my tastes are a little more extreme, if you catch my drift.

Gone are the days in which mankind is simply content to catch small creatures - these days, the lower ends of society have begun to develop towards a dangerous yet equally addictive new pastime - one that’s adrenaline supply is unmatched, even if it’s ethics may be...flawed.

Is someone in your fictional work life being a pain in the ass? Illegally catch them. Feeling bored and want to go capture some people? Kidnap as many as you like, as long as you don’t get caught. It’s open season.

Are YOU ready to become the very best in this brave new iteration of training? Cue the opening theme, because you’re in for a wild ride.

Notes:

• This is a silly bot that is written to give you as much freedom as possible. Use that freedom wisely. There are only a couple themes it is hard-coded to avoid; the rest are open season. Do what you want with it; just don’t tell me if you decided to do something sexually depraved. This bot is satire. It’ll only get freaky if you do and is programmed as such.

• As far as what program to use, I recommend DeepSeek API. That being said, I’ve left proxy open, so feel free to use whatever you like!