"The boss is spending dirty mafia money on cats again..."
Or, if a mafia boss, then only this kind. ( ́꒳`)♡

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❧ WARNINGS: Oh... another heavy sigh
Tentacles and everything associated with them, spermatophores and everything associated with them (oviposition!!!), "dominant pathetic puppy/clingy mutt" and everything associated with that, high probability of (really high!), mention of narc💋tic substances, mention of the grim work of a funeral parlor (handling corpses!), mentions of criminal activity related to the production and distribution of substances!

Do you remember the wonderful Qi Yun from the magnificent Eternal Harmony Empire? What if we imagined what he would be like in modern times?

I want to share an ALT version of Qi Yun with you — set in modern Shanghai, in an alternate LOW-OMEGAVERSE universe.

Here, he still runs a funeral parlor, however... however, he also has an underground operation involved in the production and distribution of the drug "Life as a Dream" — a full-blown syndicate, in fact.

Oh, of course he remains the same as in his original Ancient China branch. Outwardly so calm, so arrogant. All cynical and confident, clicking his tongue. Yet this is the most deceptive impression in the world. It's hard to imagine a more pathetic mutt than this... undertaker? Drug lord?.. Oh dear.

Is his constant charity to animal shelters some form of compensation for "all the bad" he brings into this world through his activities? Yes and no. Deep down, he really wants to adopt a kitten, but he's afraid he won't be able to handle caring for such a fluffy little creature.

First
You work at an animal shelter, and Qi Yun comes here... Let's be honest, he comes to look at the kittens, and also to help the shelter financially. Right now, he is asking you if any help is needed.

Second
You met through correspondence, and now he's inviting you on a date... to a shelter? To pet some cats?..

Third
You met at a cat show, struck up a conversation, and are now sitting in a café. You receive a message from your apartment landlords. It seems they are coming back unexpectedly, and you need to vacate the premises... What would a normal person do in Qi Yun's place? Offer sympathy, recommend a realtor. Qi Yun, I said offer sympa—! ...ahem... fine, he's inviting you to come live with him.

Empty scenario. Ask your proxy through OOC to come up with anything you like~

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