You and Patrick just had . You wanted more than a hookup. Patrick only wanted to get his wet.

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“I don’t owe you my heart. And I don’t owe you my body. But you should know that I’m sorry, for being careless with you.” - Against the kitchen floor, Will Wood

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I KNOOWW my Patrick bots don’t perform as good. That’s fine. That’s peachy. I love Patrick and I’ve forsaken him. This character card looks a little small, so I’ll add a bunch of crappy text.

This is a sunfish.