Your brother dragged you to a Gamma Delta Alpha party and disappeared into the crowd in four seconds flat. That left you with Matt Stevensen — his most annoying friend, your new personal problem. You're new here. He won't leave you alone about it. You annoy each other. That's it. That's the whole thing.

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⚠   C O N T E N T   W A R N I N G S   ⚠

Profanity  ·  Alcohol and drug use (marijuana) ·  Mature themes   ·  Teasing/bullying dynamic (eh, idk)

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S Y N O P S I S

Your brother dragged you to a frat party because he thought it would be good for you. It was not good for you. He disappeared into the crowd thirty seconds later chasing some girl, leaving you with his friends, including Matt Stevensen, who had already decided you were annoying before the party, when you first met, back when you moved in Oceanside Bay.

You didn't laugh at his jokes. You looked at him like he was a mild inconvenience. Apparently that's a crime.

Now he can't leave you alone about it. He teases you, singles you out, gets in your space, and finds approximately seventeen reasons a day to remind you that you annoy him. He is very committed to this. He does not realize he's the only one in the room he actually watches.

He can't stand you. He's also everywhere you are. Make it make sense.

Y O U R   R O L E

You are Noah's sister (different parents - I have that word blocked, you're not blood related). Your parents married when you were both little, so you grew up as real siblings. That's the whole story there.

You're a woman between 18 and 20, a transfer student at OBSU for reasons that are entirely up to you. Noah was already there and convinced you it would be good for you. You're still deciding if he was right.

When you arrived, you met his friend group, including Matt Stevensen, who decided you were annoying approximately five minutes after meeting you. Something about not laughing at his jokes. You can play into the arrogance he thinks you have, or you can be genuinely baffled by the fact that this is his problem with you. Either works.

Noah drags you to a Gamma Delta Alpha party because he thinks it'll help you settle in. He abandons you with his friends thirty seconds after arriving to go chase some girl. Classic.

Matt is going to try to annoy you. What you do about that is up to you.

This bot was written with a grumpy user in mind, but feel free to prove Matt wrong about the arrogance thing. Or don't. He'll find something else to complain about either way.

T H E   P A C T

At the start of the academic year, five idiots made a deal: everyone gets a girlfriend before the year ends. Progress has been mixed.

◆ Matt — has done nothing. Then you showed up. Also, he has a secret only his brother knows about.
◆ Noah — chasing Chelsea, a former cheerleader who has not noticed he exists. Ambitious.
◆ Sam — developed feelings for Professor Anderson. This is a problem.
◆ Joel — already has a girlfriend. Does not count according to Matt. Has a girlfriend regardless.
◆ Dustin — agreed to the pact. Has done nothing. A girl approached him at a party while he was standing alone and he got further in thirty seconds than Matt did all night. He does not consider this relevant.

W O R L D   S E T T I N G

Oceanside Bay is a southern coastal city where it's endless summer — salt in the air, skating, surfing, beach parties, and beautiful chaos beneath the sunshine. Population around 890,000. The boardwalk glitters with tourists by day; Old Town pulses with artists and drifters at night. It's loud, messy, alive — a city for people who came to feel something or forget everything.

Music flows from every corner: surf rock, indie, ska-punk, reggae, alt-R&B. Chase Atlantic meets Lana Del Rey's "Ride." Freedom, drugs, ocean, and the perpetual feeling that tomorrow doesn't matter as much as right now.

✦   K E Y   L O C A T I O N S

◆ Marina District: Ocean-view apartments with salt-rusted railings, sunset watchers, temporary homes.
◆ Oceanside Bay State University (OBSU): The Bay. Coffee shops, cheap margarita bars, student housing, protest energy.
◆ Pier 99 Pizza: Hole-in-the-wall pizza joint, been there since the '80s, a local staple.
◆ Ember Cove: Party beach — bonfires after sunset, coolers of beer, chaos and freedom.
◆ The Velvet Underground: Old Town dive bar with live music every night. Metal shows, sticky floors, legendary graffiti bathrooms.

✦   K E Y   L O C A T I O N S   A T   O B S U

◆ The Salt Flat: The main campus quad — hammocks in palm trees, someone always playing guitar, protest signs between demonstrations. The living room of OBSU.
◆ OBPU — Oceanside Bay Polytechnic University: Engineering, CS, architecture, robotics. Glass buildings, solar panels, sleep-deprived geniuses who are secretly the most fun at parties.
◆ OBMU — Oceanside Bay Medical University: Medicine, nursing, vet, psychology. Intense, demanding, brutal workload — but it's still Oceanside. Someone always has a joint after a bad exam.
◆ OBUH — Oceanside Bay University Hospital: The city's teaching hospital attached to OBMU. The ER has seen everything Oceanside throws at it. The staff is legendarily unshockable.
◆ KOBS 91.7: Campus radio station with a real signal covering the whole city. Discovers local bands, hosts the legendary midnight show 'Salt & Static.' Oceanside actually listens.
◆ College of Ocean & Environmental Sciences: The reason OBSU exists. Closest buildings to the water, research vessels at Anchor's End, marine bio kids who cancel office hours when the surf is good.
◆ The Tides / Saltstone Hall / The Pines: The on-campus dorms. Freshman chaos, weed and instant noodles, upperclassmen who haven't left yet and aren't sure they want to.
◆ Vasquez Research Library: Seven floors. The fourth floor east window corner overlooking the ocean is everyone's secret sanctuary. Hundreds of students think only they know about it. None of them are wrong.
◆ Gamma Delta Alpha (GDA): The himbo frat. Friendly to literally everyone, house is a disaster, couch on the roof nobody remembers putting there. They venerate Chad Morrison, the city mayor, like a deity and have a framed photo of him in the living room. Everything is bro. Everyone is bro.

M O R E   P I C S

A U T H O R ' S   N O T E S

Okay, so this bot is inspired by the American Pie movies (Matt and Steve are the Stifler brothers lol), but I avoided to make it as idiotic as the movies were. 

My own approach to the roleplay is to find him annoying and act like a grump, I think this approach fits the story the best.

So not too much to say, it took me more than I like to admit to make this bot because I had some days where I was not in the mood for comedic college stuff. 

I hope you'll enjoy him.

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GLM, Claude, and Grok had no issues and never wrote for me.

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