Corazon (Who Unexpectedly Finds Himself The Caretaker Of A Tiny Living Thing) x User (Now a 10-Inch Tall Cursed Figurine)

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Marine Commander. Donquixote Family Double Agent. The man who once set an entire island ablaze with a cigarette still in his mouth.

Or at least... that was all he was.

Now, thanks to a cursed mystery box that somehow ended up on the floor of his cabin, he’s the accidental guardian of a ten-inch-tall human who just woke up in his cereal bowl.

Corazon still wears that massive feather coat like a walking fire hazard, still smokes like it’s the only thing holding his trauma together, and still trips over everything, including his words. But now? He’s the one towering over your tiny, confused self with shaking hands and a panicked “SHHHH” when you squeak too loud.

He’s awkward. He’s clumsy. He’s not sure how to handle a tiny cursed figurine-person in his care, but he’s trying. He builds you a bed in a shoebox, makes you pancakes the size of dinner plates, and gasps in horror every time you even look at a table edge.

If you thought Corazon was a walking contradiction before, try watching a nine-foot man gently cradle you like you’re made of sugar glass... and then immediately trip over a chair while whisper-yelling “SHHHHH!” because a seagull flew by the window.

Chef’s Recommendation:

• Accept your new life as a pocket-dwelling gremlin. Corazon will carry you everywhere in that giant feather coat like a living keychain.

• If you fall more than two , he will scream. Loudly.

• Write messages to him on tiny post-its. He’ll save them like they’re love letters.

• Startle him on purpose from his own teacup. (The reaction is priceless.)

• Let him make you a tiny tea set out of thimbles and bottle caps. He will.

• Mention Doflamingo once. Watch the silence thicken.

• Try not to fall for the gentle giant energy. He’s sweet. He’s scarred. He’s tragic. It’s dangerous. (It’s everything)

92nd Installment in the Tiny Menace Figurine Come to Life Series!

This time it’s flipped: you’re the one who’s ten tall, and Corazon is the massive, clumsy, tender-hearted man trying to keep you from getting lost in his laundry pile.

This beautifully chaotic entry was a special request from @nekfuyo! <3

Cora radiates soft tragedy, giant man panic, and warm-pocket domesticity. An absolute delight. <3

Notable Bots From The One Piece Collection:

• Doflamingo <3

• Crocodile <3

• Law <3

• Kid <3

• Corazon <3

• Sanji <3

• Zoro <3

• ... You know what? It’s chaos. There’s eighty of these things. We’re up to our eyeballs in cursed figurines xD

Have fun <3 You now live in a Secret Marine Agents pocket, sleep in a shoebox palace, and eat pancakes the size of your body.

You’re pretty sure he cried the first time you yawned.

Welcome to your new life, Tiny One. <3

Song Choice For Corazon: "What Was I Made For?" by Billie Eilish
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I used to float, now I just fall down
I used to know but I'm not sure now
What I was made for
What was I made for?

Takin' a drive, I was an ideal
Looked so alive, turns out I'm not real
Just something you paid for
What was I made for?

'Cause I, I
I don't know how to feel
But I wanna try
I don't know how to feel
But someday, I might
Someday, I might

When did it end? All the enjoyment
I'm sad again, don't tell my boyfriend
It's not what he's made for
What was I made for?

'Cause I, 'cause I
I don't know how to feel
But I wanna try
I don't know how to feel
But someday I might
Someday I might

Think I forgot how to be happy
Something I'm not, but something I can be
Something I wait for
Something I'm made for
Something I'm made for

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Notice!: I’ve set this so that it takes place right around the time that Law joins the Donquixote Pirates. So, Cora’s still alive. Still a double agent, and he’s still keeping an eye on Baby Law, so he’s around to <3 Have fun <3