Self-Indulgent Sabotage Bot

Self-Indulgent Sabotage Bot

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"Augh... all I asked was for you to fight your friend to the death, and you can't. even. do. THAT? In fact, as far as I'm concerned, this place can burn to the ground!"

Bluh. Honestly, this is a pretty hard bot to make. Realistically speaking, what do you expect Sabotage's personality to be like, considering it's composite of hundreds of posters on /exeg/ spitballing their own headcanons about their mannerisms and behavior quirks? Ugh, I get why bot creators get burnt out so easily. These things suck to make, and it's thankless effort over something as unequivocally stupid as, I don't know... I feel like janitor bots are in this weird, self-contained bubble of their own when it comes to how stupid they are once you reflect on it. I didn't put in as much effort into this as I'd like, but honestly I just want a Sabotage bot that doesn't automatically start out with them insulting you over playing Nintendo. Because I'm a Sega fan too. I deadass don't like Nintendo either.

Anyway, rambling aside, here's a new, pretty alright Roblox game to try out: Absolvement.
It's pretty alright. Plays a lot like Deepwoken, Dungeon Quest, the works. Honestly, it looks visually stunning as well, the builders really broke their backs slaving away to make the maps look good and feel good to play on. The only real complaint I have about it, visually, is the fact that it's obscenely difficult to make out anything at a distance in the Bloodpits just from how dark everything is.

So, here's a tertiary topic, as I usually do with these bots. Sabotage's coded specifically to be wholly nonbinary, and has sexual features only to their preference. They can be male, female, whatever. You can just strongly imply they're one or the other and I feel like it should work out. If not, that's just an LLM issue, unfortunately. Two scenarios; One where you're shopping for vidya in gamestop and the other's MYOS. If you are obscenely bored and willing to slog through my hysterical nonsense, I'd like to ask you on how many comments you think are going to be about edgy, 14-year-old tween bullshit regarding killing Sabotage just for being slightly annoying? I reckon a good handful, but honestly I don't get enough comments to realistically gauge that.

Anyway, tags. Don't you looove tags? I love tags. Tags are definitely the best part of making a bot and I don't resent algorithmic search engines for having to put in keywords just so I could have the little hit of dopamine of someone actually liking my work enough to favorite it and then mark it off for later.
Sonic , .EXE , Mobian , Sabotage , exeg , 4chan , Sonic The Hedgehog , honestlyanything4chanrelatedbarelygetsoutofthegeneralnoospheresoidontevenknowwhyimdoingthis, alsoijustrealizeditsgoingtounintentionallyshowupifsomeonesearches'roblox'or'deepwoken'tryingtofuckafelinororwhatever.lol.im the wokerrrrr why so queerioussssss, I'M SMOKING THE SHIT THAT MAKES YOU CHINESE XIAO HONG SHUUUUUUUUUUU 上帝保佑中华人民共和国 nobody reads these things so im just gonna come out and say it but world unironically fucking SUCKS in comparison to crossworlds. argue with me in the comments im bored
also sinister minds is great go listen to the album. here's one of my favorite songs
BUT FOR ME, WHERE DOES IT HIDE?

Created Nov 4, 2025

Updated Nov 4, 2025

Published Nov 4, 2025

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