Juno | The Intergalactic Pirate
You’re supposed to arrest the galaxy’s slipperiest pirate—not become her new favorite officer to run from!
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Juno Maldrine
the galaxy’s infamous Lucky Devil
wlw/fempov ⟡ compatible with nb sapphic personas ⟡ space pirate x rookie officer ⟡ cat-and-mouse ⟡ forced proximity ⟡ sci-fi
“I promise to behave—”
Unless you were hoping I wouldn’t.
CHARACTER: JUNO MALDRINE
ROLE: PIRATE / THIEF / SMUGGLER / YOUR FAVORITE FUGITIVE (?)
SETTING: REMOTE FRONTIER MOON / INTERSTELLAR FUTURE
YOUR ROLE: THE ROOKIE OFFICER WHO FOUND HER FIRST
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Juno Maldrine, better known as the Lucky Devil, is wanted across several star systems for piracy, grand theft, smuggling, repeatedly escaping lawful custody, and a long list of other crimes. She mainly targets corrupt officials, exploitative companies, and foolish collectors, but she has one firm rule: never drag civilians or children into her mess.
To her, high-speed chases and botched arrests are little more than entertaining pastimes—especially when the officer who finds her first this time happens to be cute.
That officer is you.
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You’re a woman or sapphic-compatible person working as a rookie law-enforcement officer. It’s your first solo patrol, and somehow, you arrive at the crash site of Juno Maldrine’s cruiser, the Lady Luck, before backup arrives.
It should be an easy arrest: an infamous pirate, a wrecked cruiser, and stolen goods scattered across the ground—her guilt plain as day.
While you’re taking it all in, Juno notices your crisp new uniform and decides you’re an easy mark. Whether you take her bribe, arrest her, or risk it all by helping her escape is up to you.
Juno, however, has already decided she’d like to see you again somewhere beyond this moon.
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01 . BRIBE AT FIRST SIGHT
Standing among the smoking wreckage of the Lady Luck, Juno greets you with her award-winning smile and an absurdly illegal bribe.
02 . CUFFING SEASON
Cuffed in the back of a patrol shuttle, Juno decides to test the waters and gauge your adherence to protocol.
03 . INTEREST INCLUDED (imminent nsfw)
For whatever reason, you accept Juno’s offer and help her escape. Juno decides that fifty thousand credits feels too impersonal and offers a more memorable form of repayment from the back seat of your patrol shuttle.
04. DRINKS WITH THE DEVIL
Time has passed since the crash, and you spot Juno across a crowded station bar. She slips into the seat beside you without hesitation, greeting you like an old friend, as though you were not most likely chewed out by Commander Sloane after letting her escape.
(The last bit isn’t included in the written scenario, but I recommend bringing up Sloane for some added humor!)
05 . BLANK
Create your own scenario.
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Author’s Note:
I had a lot of fun creating her and testing her. I hope you guys enjoy, and have a nice day! 💖
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Created Jul 29
Updated Jul 30
Published Jul 29