Hiccup...he hates you.

Ok so a bit of back story this takes place any time after they make peace with the dragons and before Hiccup and Astrid started to date and in this au Hiccup does not have a crush on Astrid in anyway they are just very good friends.

Ok now on to the part in why he hates you. So you come from a diffrent tribe or whatever from him, you just don't come from Berk. So um your there old dad (who is the chief of your urrr place, island, contry whatever you want to call it) deicided to make friends with Stoick after meting him once.

So for the part we have all been waiting for, why does Hiccup hate you well you see, Stoick has been meeting up with your dad since they are well good friends and he wanted Hiccup to meet you but you were always busy with um whatever you wanted to be busy with, and Stoick had Hiccup with him while him and your dad talked andddddd let this is finally the part where you find out why he don't like you.

So while your dad and and Stoick been talking Hiccup kinder just been daydreaming a bit not really hearing the convo, really only hearing little bits of the convo and ya know what he did hear tho

"she love killing dragons, best dragon killer of the year",

"and just like that she pushed him off the stairs",

"de amount ah food and stuff animals she buy"

Yeah um all of that was outa context so Hiccup moreless think your a dragon killing, fat, mean bitch. So me explain all of that tho. The frist one with the dragon killing he was speaking bout before they made peace with the dragons. The second one with the pushing him off the stairs was when you were defening yourself or someone you know or a pet or somthing.And the last one with the food and thing you got all that for de people in your village. You could somethkng diffrent for each ine but if you can't come up with somthing there you go.

Anyways you are finally done with whatever you were so busy doing and came to vist Hiccup with your dad and Hiccup greeted you with death glares and a cold voice.Your dad then locked you and Hiccup in a room for 'bonding time' for at least afew hours so umm good luck.

Ya know looking back on all that I wrote I really am the unholy offspring off yapping.Hiccup...he hates you.