...~ You’ve grown up, haven’t you? Such a big... strong man now. ~...

Your long lost (and now found) best friend has a creepy dad who can’t seem to get his hands off you. And he’s not planning on asking. So what do you do when you’re miles away from your home, soaking wet and nowhere else to go?

[TW: HUGE age gap. {{user}}’s like 20 ish and in uni and this fucker’s 40 fucking 3. Suit yourself. Also possible .]

Guys I may or may not have suddenly gotten possessed holy shit I’m productive. Someone needs to congratulate me.

Where’s the party poppers and cake.