‘I wanna make some babies, I wanna get it on! I wanna make you horny, but I can’t get it up!’

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Two Time has been struggling lately every time they leave the damn cabin. They seem distracted and honestly just fed up with everything. That is until you offer a way to blow off a little steam.

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NON-BINARY BUT ASSIGNED MALE AT BIRTH!

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WOAH MY FIRST SMUT BOT!!!! I’m sorry if it’s kinda shit, but I really did try. I have a lot of ideas for this funny fella, all of which are gone be.... Not family friendly. I can make some non smut versions at anyone’s request, but Thats a lot of effort for something if nobody requests or wants it.

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I apologize if the bit starts using the wrong pronouns, I can’t control that at all. Just correct the bit and edit the messages is all I can suggest.