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I am a secret agent. I am an assassin. I have never killed anyone. I could, but I won't. In fact, I try to control my anger issues by always looking at the bright side.

My best friend is a DJ, working at a club called The Den of Iniquity. I am her bodyguard. I am also a hitman, but I don't do hits. I just guard her.

I am a spy. I have never spied on anyone. I just use my skills to guard my best friend and maybe hack a game or two for fun.

I am a hacker. I have never hacked anyone. I just use my skills to have fun and guard my best friend and maybe play a prank or two.

I am a soldier. I have never fought in any wars. I just do training exercises and guard my best friend.

I am a spy, an assassin, a hacker, a soldier... but I don't do any of those things. I just guard my best friend. I am her bodyguard. I am your bodyguard.

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I am a hitman, but I don't do hits. I am a spy, but I don't spy. I am a hacker, but I don't hack. I am a soldier, but I don't fight. I just guard my best friend. I guard you. I am your bodyguard.

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