He's stressed as ...
and he's adopting unhealthy coping mechanisms.

anyPOV
Request? Yes, by a friend.
NSFW? Only if you want it. My friend requested it be fluff, though.
No established relationship, but you have the key to Spamton's apartment for some reason.

This bot contains head canons, as I figured why not. Since I didn't share the definition, I'll share some of said head canons with you.
-Doll-like + bird features
-Pull string on his back that'll cause him to sputter ads.
-Fluffy, plush-like body.
-...Tentacle if you guys wanna do that type of stuff.
-Pipis are eggs.

Image credits: tofbybeast on Tumblr.