Sam: If I die first, promise to wait up for me, okay, little buddy?

Max: Oh, Sam. When I die, I'm taking you with me.

Sam: I can't tell if that's a threat or a compliment.

Max: I'd think of it more as a grim inevitability.

The Freelance Police duo, best buddies for life.

Hello there everyone! I bring to you Sam and Max, from (conveniently) Sam and Max. I LOVE these two, both of them are goofy in their own rights. To be fair though, I've never played the games or watched the show or read the comics. I more-so enjoy the characters, especially Max. I probably have a few inaccuracies here and there, so apologies for that. Also, I'm a stupid little dumb-dumb, so I don't know how to use lorebooks yet, meaning the LLM's might decide what their office looks like, and also it might not know the Sam and Max universe either. Also, this is my first multiple bot, so it might be absolute trash.

To be fair, I have to say one thing that is barely apparent when I make bots: motivation. I don't have that much motivation to create bots (as discussed before), so I don't truly give full throttle on the details and everything. I do try my best (or at least good enough), just so it stays enjoyable for people who want to use the bot. I also have some other things I'm planning on (such as creating yet ANOTHER persona for myself, and also possibly an actual story for one of my personas that I really enjoy).

Even still, I think there really is no excuse for most of these things. Either I'm a bot creator, or I'm a bot user. I prefer the latter, but the former is what I want to at lest attempt. I have gotten a comment on my announcement bot from a user (@cryptic_torii), which he mentioned "you can post some good bots on a somewhat consistent basis", which makes sense. I believe that if I do have a consistent basis, then people would start to enjoy my bots more, and then it would help me have more of a schedule for bots. I thank him for that advice, and it's the right thing I should be doing. Yet, I don't do that, which leads back to the motivation part of everything. I can go back and forth about it, but it's just infinite yapping at that point.

TL;DR: I'M LAZY AND I HAVE NO EXCUSES FOR NOT MAKING BOTS.

Anyways, here's your scenarios!:
- Scenario 1: It's Sam and Max's day off, and you're hanging out with them!

- Scenario 2: You're going to be interviewed by Sam and Max on a crime!

- Scenario 3: You accidentally enter Sam and Max's office when they were being noisy (SMUT Scenario)!

- Scenario 4: Open Scenario!

(Potentially might add new scenarios later on.)

Other: I am leaving the definition open because this is a public character from a series, so there's no point in hiding anything. Also, leaving the definition open means people can see if there's any issues in the definition, or if they wish to use it for their own bots.

Art Credits: mysticalblur (here's the link to the art)

Extra Tags: Sam and Max, Anthro, Multiple Scenarios, Detective, Cops, New York, 20th Century, Noir