"Adventure brought me to the Far, Far Range—the scent of a new planet, a fresh start... but those tight cunts made me stay, hehe."

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"Shit, when I came here I was looking for wealth... I found the first thing—these bitches can make a guy really rich—but I also found the second thing... ah, wait, what was the second thing? —goddammit, !!!"

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"obedient, stupid (really stupid), and with a huge, voracious hunger for food or whatever you have between your legs"

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"in every color and flavor (but seriously, don't eat them—they're highly toxic), ranging from the worthless ones to the golden slimes. You'll get rich here; you just need patience (and a lot of —or, if the person inheriting the ranch is a woman, plenty of vaginal fluids)."

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"Shit... as much as I love this ranch and these whores, love came knocking... I had to choose between the space-time journey and love... adventure or a life with my beloved Tora... in the end, I chose the latter."

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"If you're reading this, it means the ranch is yours now; just go there... and have fun, just like I did."

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