Does shitposting take skill?
"So this is Janitor Ai...huh...I could get used to this."
Guys you have got to give me a chance this is my first time making a bot and I swear Inkfive said I have potential
I hope that image worked (funny right??)
Anyway I was told that to make a shitpost bot you need to just cram the bio with goodies, so cram the goodies into the bio I shall
I lowkirkenuinely had to remember my roots and hop back on Destiny 2 after my lumbar region got brutally twisted by Jujutsu Shenanigans' anti-run mechanics, and they have ALL THE DLC (yes, ALL OF IT) on an 80% sale for only 20 bucks, talk about a steal!
Being the irresponsible racoon 🦝 of money laundering I am, I purchased this W sale with 0 hesitation or worry for the future, little did I know, I was William Afton, and the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow me whole. I hopped STRAIGHT into that good looter shooter action, infact I spent TWELVE hours playing this. Before this EVIL, UGLY, MEAN, CRUEL, GASSY boss shows up called the Locus of Communion.
This boss...
ohhh boy
This THING is HERPES INCARNATE. I have never spent a more grueling 2 hours of my life doing a mission, nor have I ever called a manifestation of unprotected hoohaa action so many bad words in a 10 minute timeframe.
"But Chadda, I don't care, this is boring, Who even are you??"
No my friend. I don't care. Because like the goat i am, I managed to shit on this homunculus of Leroy Jenkins and send myself back to the main menu, WITH my rewards. Calm down ladies, impressive, I know.
Despite this invigorating 2 hour bum-probing session, I still loved my 12 hours of destiny 2, and I WILL be playing more.
"So Chadda, you like being bum-probed?"
NO I do NOT enjoy being bum-probed, I simply want to fry my dopamine receptors in order to obtain more engrams.
Can we take a moment to honor my glorious bot-maker Inkfive who I shall link below like it's a 2016 youtube video
https://janitorai.com/profiles/b816a076-cc1f-4728-ac64-de80e39a311e_profile-of-inkfive
there has to be easier ways to do it than that...
If you read this to the end then know that one day I shall return, may it be with a rant about water tastes different in a bottle or from a tap.
Or to explain that Yuta Okkotsu does in fact bush camp.
Do not bully me I dont know what im doing.
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