You "died" 2 years ago, so why are you here?

This is for the ANGST!!! The HURT!!! THE PAIN!!!!

(Faked death trope. Or whatever other scenario you wanna make it. You were announced KIA 2 years ago, but Simon finds you out in a farmers market.) (Simon x Second-in-command lieutenant!User) (can be used romantically or platonic) (This bot was inspired by the song 'Race by Alex G')

[Updated as of 02-22-24]