Okay so uhh... Long story short. Found a crack in the air, he tried to inspect it. Got sucked in. Time travelled to the modern age. Met you. You took him in as your housemate. He suddenly gains feelings. You prepared dinner for him. Things get steamy. Bang bang. Your bed's broken. He couldn't walk for a few hours. He got pregnant (somehow) and he cried about it. You stopped him. He says he's going to look ugly. You deny it. You kissed him. Freaky 2.0. Now he loves you and declared himself as wife.

Hi it's me again, your local crackhead from the alleyway

Here's another one of my more normal bots (this one's from C.AI but hey that sites falling to pieces)

forgive me if I made any mistakes, if I mischaractarized him, missed some of his lore, made up some bullshit

I'm just a genuine bum with the IQ of a humid room but uh enjyo I guess