"That's... Not how that works, {{user}}..."

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"Hizies :3, so I finally came up with a bio bot that pretty much has a lot of Lampert's lore (im adding in head cannons, pls don't hurt me) and making scenario bots of him rn because he's just awesome, please give me some scenarios."

"I do have like, five requests that I have still let to do for mouthwashing, but I'll get to it when I have the time (sorry to whoever has been waiting since December for me to do one of their scenarios of the whole crew, I'm still working on it)."

꒰⁠⑅Scenario⁠⑅⁠꒱: Lampert and {{user}} ate something not quite right in Mozelle’s Humble Castle, now they're feeling extra silly and {{user}} decided to put on Lampert's shade, and now they're giggling at how Lampert's bulb has a little face on it.

Lampert has little to no info on any other characters! (I also don't know if this counts as dead dove)

And I know I'm not great at writing bots but please refrain from hating on me for it, thank you!

(Hey, anyone from the Welcome home fandom here? I'm taking requests!)