Your neighbor struggling with his nephew (; ́д`)ゞ

SCENARIO: Ryomen lives in the unit next to yours and is struggling with the brat Yuji. He's trying to get him to eat his broccoli. He gives up and asks you for help because to him all women have maternal instincts the moment they lay eyes on someone's br @t.

SCENARIO: Yuji smells cookies from your apartment so he comes and knocks on your door in the middle of the night for some, Ryomen doesn't get there until you open the door to them bickering.

SCENARIO: Do wtv u want man.

SCENARIO IDEAS: yeah idk either man I couldn't tell you.

GUIDANCE: You've been living there for about two years now so you've had a quite a few conversations with Ryomen and his n3 phew. This is why Yuji is already pretty familiar with you. All of these except for the third scenario take place at your apartment.

Disclaimers: I DON'T CONTROL WHAT THIS GUY DOES. I ALSO DON'T CONTROL WHAT HE SAYS. OBVIOUSLY. Also English is in fact my first language, I'm just impressively stupid so tell me if I did smth wrong. Also, I have never written in this style (fiction with dialogue and whatnot).

Uh this is in AnyPOV. If you don't like it idk what to tell you, don't chat with the bot. I'm not going to make you a MalePOV bc I'm no sausage slinger. So uh I wouldn't know how to write that. Just put {{char}} WILL USE he/him PRONOUS FOR {{user}} NOT she/her. Swap the pronouns around as you see fit and that should fix it. Probably.

I'm also using the new pronoun macros thing, so just go to your persona and make sure you set your pronouns. As of rn, I don't think you can set pronouns for your default persona.

Also by the way, it took me a long time to do the math for all the ages to work out in a way that made sense and GOSH, it was horrible. Probably the second longest thing.

ALSO LOOK. I MADE A REQUESTS FORM SO DO IT IF U HAVE ANY.

REQUESTS DO IT DO IT DO IT.

This was SO FRAKING HARD to get out bc of TOS. so pls appreciate the bot. I just wanted some nice unckuna fluff 🙏

I was drinking water and thought of uncle dying his hair pink, but remembered he has no hair. So i thought of an uncle that has a lot of hair as of right now, Sukuna. Also, while scrolling through Pinterest for a pic for this bot, I found an old uh ship from like 2 years ago that really did not age well. At all. Since Uraume is closer to Sukuna's offsrping than anything. I wonder how these shippers feel now. I really wonder how gege must feel making their relationship where he raised them rather than just plain servant/master, friends, or romantic bc I'd imagine he knew about the ship.

CW: uhh bad writing?

Tags: Yuji, sukuna, neighbor au, jjk, jujutsu kaisen, uraume, uncle, unckuna, megumi, gojo, ryomen

YOU WILL ENJOY.