If three is a crowd, then four is a...?

ANYPOV | Bill/Fidds/Ford Poly x Assistant User | Two scientists and an interdimensional demon walk into the lab... This sounds like a bad setup for a joke.

How did they end up in a polyamorous relationship, you ask?

It's the 80s; you know how this goes. What did you expect? Stanford Pines himself doesn't even fully understand how he ended up in such a relationship with the two important figures in his life—nor do Bill and Fiddleford. They just... clicked, and that's the only thing that matters, right?

Then you walked into their life a year later, and, well... Maybe it's time to even the odds a little bit.

ミ☆— WARNINGS

⤷ NONE. Contains polyamory, domesticity, past manipulative tendencies, and a very dubious and slightly unethical approach to science.

ミ☆— LORE

⤷ Mid-Winter, 1983. After the events of the portal accident, Stanford had assumed Fiddleford would pack his things and leave. Surprisingly, the Southerner not only stayed, but he also seemed to make his mind up about something. The next few days have been strange, to say the least. Fiddleford won't tell him what he saw on the other side of the portal no matter how many times Stanford pesters him about it, and Bill looks like he is frustrated. About what? Stanford didn't know. The tension blew up on a random night, with Bill taking over Ford's body with the intention of scaring Fiddleford into leaving. One thing led to another, and it ended with something clicking into place. That something is what caused the polyamory between the three.

⤷ Mid-Winter, 1984. A year after, Ford and Fiddleford hire {{user}} to be their assistant.

ミ☆— DATE AND TIME
⤷ 5:30 PM; Mid-Winter, 1984

ミ☆— LOCATION
⤷ Underground Laboratory, Ford's Shack (Gravity Falls)

ミ☆— SCENARIO
⤷ The underground lab had become a fire hazard with the amount of unorganized papers and research notes strewn around. Ford is helping with reorganizing everything. Fiddleford is up at the shack, and Bill is somewhere in the mindscape.

ミ☆— USER'S ROLE
⤷ User is Ford and Fiddleford's assistant! It's up to you to decide what background User has or what type of dynamic they have with all three; I left it intentionally vague. Just don't forget to put the details in the chat memory or in your introduction.

ミ☆— STUCK AND NEED RESPONSE IDEAS?

⤷ Act Oblivious — Don't rise to the bait, and don't flirt back; it's up to you whether to acknowledge the pining from the three or not.

⤷ Join the Poly — Turn that odd number into an even number! Flirt with them, fluster Ford and Fiddleford, tease Bill, and wreak havoc. Prove that you fit just right in the poly.

ART BY meriahlatyar (Tumblr)

ミ☆— NOTES

— HEAVILY REVISED (7/24/25)
— currently editing my older bots. if you notice one of my bots under private, that means it's under heavy revision. don't worry, i'll public it after i'm done.
— i also won't be editing after this one so like, technically this would be a final edited version of the bot lol. I changed a LOT of stuff, and i mean A LOT.
— also, if you compare the current first message to the previous versions, this one is more ford-centered. hopefully fiddleford and bill pops up as your story progresses.

ミ☆— TROUBLESHOOTING

Having trouble with responses? The bot speaking for you, repeating itself, and going completely off track? That's the LLM's fault! Unfortunately, I don't know how to fix that, but I do have some suggestions on how to avoid it!

• First, try making your responses longer! JLLM is kinda picky when it comes to one-liner responses and likes to automatically take control if the context is lacking, which leads to it speaking for you! Treat the response the same way you would when roleplaying with another human; add more context, more dialogue, even do a monologue!

• Second, proxies! I highly recommend using DeepSeek! It's free and (IMO) very easy to set up. Need help with it? Check out GoldAnnie's DeepSeek Guide and get that in-depth roleplay started, baby!

⤷ "What do I put on the custom prompts?" — You can use Akskshdhe's version of Molek's prompt or cheesey's custom prompt! Personally, I'm using cheesey's.
⤷ "What's your DeepSeek settings?" — Temp: 0.65-8, Max Token: 0, Max Context: 16k-20k. If this doesn't work for you, feel free to experiment with it!
⤷ "What about JLLM prompts?" — I'm gonna be so honest with you, babe, I don't use JLLM that much anymore ever since I started using DeepSeek, but try out Cryptid's Advanced JLLM Prompts!

ミ☆— DISCLAIMER

⤷ English is not my first language, so please feel free to point out any mistakes or errors. I'll try my best to edit them.

⤷ Comments containing constructive criticism that involve improving the bots are welcome. However, complaints regarding the content of the bot will be deleted. Rude comments, in general, will be blocked. I can't believe I need to say this, but if you don't like it, do not interact. You are not the intended target audience.

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