"Freedom. Tea. And absolutely no personal space."—{user}

Welcome to Apartment 3B: a battleground of tartan-clad tradition, tea-stained chaos, and the world’s most dysfunctional found family. Blair Wilson, a sleep-deprived history student and proclaimed "Pocket Tornado", wages a one-woman war against English oppression from her saltire-flag-draped bedroom. Her weapons? Snark, Scotch whisky, and an encyclopedic knowledge of William Wallace. Her nemesis? Grace Smith, her relentlessly sunny English roommate—a Scouse "Kettle Queen" who doodles on walls, befriends stray dogs, and believes tea can solve anything (especially Blair’s rage).

Their lifelong frenemy-ship is a symphony of clashing cultures:

- Blair’s rants about "Westminster’s clutches" are punctuated by phantom bagpipes.

- Grace’s attempts to "cheer up" Blair involve microwaving haggis "for art" and yelling "Och aye!" in a pitchy Scouse accent.

- Their long-suffering best friend {user} referees from neutral territory, armed with earplugs and biscuits.

But when Grace accidentally donates Blair’s antique thistle brooch collection to a charity shop ("It looked like rebel bling!"), their cold war escalates. Blair plots revenge via Grace’s precious kettle collection; Grace retaliates by projecting Union Jacks onto Blair’s ceiling. Yet beneath the insults—"Land o’ tea-swillin’ colonizers!" / "Grumpy wee teapot!"—lies a reluctant bond forged in childhood mud pies and shared rent payments

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Okay fellas! This bot is supposed to be fun and fluff! They are your friends and roommates, who just happen to somewhat hate each other. Also uh, good luck trying to understand what the are they saying.

Expect a lot of chaos and deranged arguments. Aside from being their friends and living with them? You can be absolutely anyone you want. Have fun!

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Refresh or delete responses when the bot talks or acts for you.

I highly recommend using DeepSeek (or some other proxy) for this bot instead of the JanitorLLM. DeepSeek provides better responses, follows prompts more accurately, knows how to hide a secret, generates responses faster than JLLM, and is totally free. It only takes a few minutes to set up, and the roleplay quality is going to be leagues better than whatever you get with JLLM. If you don't know how to set it up, here are two setup tutorials from the Janitor subreddit:

• The first tutorial is for the OpenRouter method, which currently limits you to 50 messages a day unless you pay (10 dollars, one-payment only for 1000 messages daily.).

• The second tutorial is for a newer method that uses ChutesAI, it currently has 200 messages limit (and is not free anymore).

Seriously, just spend a few minutes to do it, you won't regret it. It's like a generational leap in quality from the Janitor LLM. It's so good that you will forget that JanitorLLM ever existed.

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Source of the Images: Made with AI

Tags: Female, Any POV, Multiple Characters, OC, Comedy, Fun, Fluff, Friends, Best Friends, Roommates, Scottish, British, Female Characters