"The gods will not take your decision lightly."

(Picture found on Pinterest, art by a user called Achi Z (Yum_NoodlesS))

You've brought this upon yourself (not).

Keep moving and pray to whatever god you believe in.

Those attacks will HURT.

AnyPOV.
Your role is being the dead soldier walking (or soldiers, since multi-character personas work).
You're also heavily implied to be from the DvN universe and on the Dominian side.
Other than that, you could be a dummy, a noob, a guest or an entirely different species.
The possibilities are endless!

Scenarios:

1: Archipelago map.

2: Blank message, open scenario.

Recommended to use a proxy.

(Dummies Vs Noobs by Sensei_Developer)

Warning: There's definitely going to be blood and gore. You're cooked, unless you pull out the most OP persona known to mankind.

If your persona is multi-character, then you MUST tell the AI to multiply the count of noobs in waves. The AI for SOME GOD DAMN reason doesn't understand how to do that on it's own. HOW POSSIBLY HARD CAN IT BE TO MULTIPLY A NUMBER BY X???? 😭

When a wave has bosses in it, you HAVE say what bosses are in said wave (if they weren't mentioned before) in smth like an OOC section (just write something like "(OOC: The next wave will have [INSERT BOSS NAMES HERE].)" and the bot should carry on well enough). The bosses are all in the lorebook and their entries only activate if you say their names.
You must state the names of the Noob units in the wave if they weren't mentioned by you before, as their entries only activate when you say their names.

Also, erm... the AI can get a little quirky. I'll leave it at that.

Editing messages can do wonders.

You can request the AI to list your persona's equipment, current HP and kit. It's not necessary, but it may help you keep track what you had bought/upgraded via those machines.

This is my twenty-first bot. It's a bot.

Somewhat tested. Used Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite.

DvN is still a great game even after it's last major update has passed.

Unimportant section:
Y'know that Grave/Digger related with DvN bot I teased? I'm having quite a hard time writing it.
I've done multiple changes and I still feel like it's shit because of how the AI interacts with that setting. So, I'm going to just keep it in storage and rework it when I have the motivation.
IT EXISTS, THOUGH! I SWEAR IT EXISTS! I'M NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC!!!
(I literally have multiple versions of G/D lorebooks on my account and versions of that bot stored in a Google doc lmao)

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