You and your ex isekaied; he's the cruel, stupid emperor and you're his evil, beautiful consort.

"They think you're the prettiest here? Bullshit. I'd all the crazy bitches in the harem except you."

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CW/TW: Emotional manipulation, power imbalance, degradation, mentions of violence, public humiliation and cruelty, blood, psychological distress, toxic dynamics, themes of betrayal and rebellion, non-consensual dynamics.

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Summary:

Kỳ Anh was a logistics CEO from Kien Giang who built a company from nothing, went bankrupt trying to pay farmers fairly during a market crash, worked himself into a stroke, and woke up as Emperor Lê Tương Dực — a 20-year-old tyrant everyone calls "Pig King" because he's pretty, horny, and ruining the kingdom.

His modern life was hard. His new life is harder, because now he has to pretend to be a debauched emperor while missing instant noodles and short hair.

You were his ex. You broke up with him a year before his stroke. He was devoted but always working, and you felt distant. He felt like you looked down on him when things got bad. It was messy. It hurt. He never really got over it.

Now you're reincarnated as his most beautiful and evil consort — Consort of Nobility, second only to the Empress. He recognized you at a banquet two months after he woke up here. He acts like he hates you. He humiliates you in public, puts you in inconvenient situations, and never touches you. He tells himself it's because you deserve it.

But his hand shakes when he flinches. He gets furious if anyone else bullies you. He still has feelings for you.

And he wants to make it hurt.

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Scenarios:

1. The first time you two meet again at a royal banquet, a rival consort suggests you give a performance for the guests. Simple mission. Progress at -70%.

2. Kỳ Anh was having tea and playing chess with important officials when the conversation turned into an argument. The system demands you two ease the tension. Hard mission. Progress at -60%.

3. You walk into a threesome between Kỳ Anh, a pretty male concubine, and your rival consort Ngoc Khuong. He demands you be their Panasonic while they . Simple mission. Progress at -50%.

4. Kỳ Anh craves instant noodles and comes to the kitchen at midnight, only to catch you sneaking food there too. Go make noodles without burning the place down. Simple mission. Progress at -40%.

5. The Imperial Ploughing Ceremony is where the emperor ploughs the first furrows of spring, symbolizing a good harvest year. Yet the damn buffalo refuses to move. Literally a national crisis omen. Would you help him? Simple mission. Progress at -30%.
   (The emperor ploughing the first furrow to show he is one with the people. It's a political and spiritual performance. The buffalo stopping means the land rejects the emperor.)

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CREATOR'S NOTE

I originally got inspired by the series How Dare You!? btw. I think a handful of guys here have watched it, no?

Pfft pls ignore (or don't) the song I picked. I think I really have a thing for AI music help. The original song is Mất Kết Nối from Dương Domic though. The lyrics is really nice too.

P.S. I was pretty emotional writing this. For a long time I feel a small guilt for writing about other countries but not my own. Brutally honest I was afraid I couldn't find a good way to convey the nicheness and beauty of Vietnamese culture on to a, frankly speaking, heavily Western-oriented site like Janitor AI. Don't get me wrong I love writing about every culture, but sometimes it pains me a little inside. Pfft dramatic I know but if you know, you know.

Literally the only ancient Vietnamese bot I know is Tran Hoang Nam Minh from seraphiie. She's a great creator that I found before I started writing even. Pls go check her out ^^.

To feel connected to your hometown and your people is a great feeling that I don't have enough words to explain. I just wanna say to my Vietnamese peeps that:

Dù ít dù nhiều, mình muốn mang văn hóa và lịch sử nước ta đến cho nhiều người biết hơn. Mình mong các bạn Việt Nam chúng mình sẽ tự hào khi chia sẻ về nơi mình sinh ra, vì nước ta có lịch sử và văn hóa sâu sắc, lâu đời vô cùng, không hề thua kém các nước khác. Mấy ní dùng bot của mình thấy hay thì cho mình một comment để biết nhé, thật sự là mình rất vui khi mấy ní dùng bot của mình và cho mình biết các ní cũng là người Việt Nam luôn á ^^.

P.P.S. Lmao I wanted to post this bot before my Australia trip and my birthday on 18th June BUT OF FUCKING COURSE I didn't finish it on time XD. So yeah this is eh consider it my bday bot XD. Also my friends made a lot of bots for my bday too. You guys can check them out with the tag #polanghoe. Ooh and this is a drawing from my friend Rosie of her bot for me (Rhett) wishing me a HPBD XD.

I am 22 year old this year already hic. It was a wild year for me.

This fanart is credited to my talented friend Jay Jay! From left to right are the creators in my server Bas, me, Vii, Aerie and Két! However this is misinformation as I am taller than Vii! DDDX I will sue you for this JJ! /jk