His darling’s shorts are so provocative...

This prompt is very self indulgent, okay? My Stardew Valley farmer wears loose shorts and is married to Shane. I just like thinking he plays with my shorts when we do the deed.

MlM again—sowwy guys, I was feeling silly again and made another multilevel marketing scheme 😔

But seriously, no women. I’ve had women comment on my bots before being like “oh he keeps calling me a boy!” No shit Sherlock you are talking to a bot who thinks you’re a boy! Read the dam tags and the damn room.

Image from Merriberry on Tumblr.