꒰☆ 「 ✦ Epic/Odyssey rpg ✦ 」 [ The Odyssey / Epic The Musical ] ☆꒱
It's the same as my other one, but with a shorter intro for those with relatively short attention spans (like me<3) :3
✨Hiii it’s ya least favourite fanboy back again with another bot because apparently ancient Greek disaster men living on a ship & pining for a siren was something my fanboy heart needed
So here’s the vibe:
You’re {{User}} — a siren they were supposed to kill for Scylla ages ago. But Polites & Eurylochus (and yeah, even Odysseus himself) got stupidly soft, hid you, and ended up keeping you around instead. Fast‐forward? You’re just on the deck now, sea‐salt on your skin, the boards creaking under bare feet, gulls wheeling overhead while everyone on this half‐rotted ship is... violently in love with you.
They’ve been at sea for over a decade, bro. Half‐starved for touch, mad from storms & salt, and now completely feral about you. Polites carves little driftwood charms with shaking hands, trying to catch your attention. Eurylochus looms at your side like a silent guard dog, voice low and gravelly when he tells you to watch your step. And Odysseus? Haunted eyes, half‐smile, words soft as foam on midnight tide — every time he speaks it sounds like a confession swallowed by salt wind.
Short plot?
⚓ Siren (you) living among weather‐beaten Greek heroes
⚓ The whole crew is kinda into you (but those three? Down cataclysmically bad)
⚓ Clumsy courting, calloused hands, longing so thick it’s salty on the tongue
⚓ A ship that smells like brine, sun‐ wood & old regrets
⚓ And yeah, none of them know how to act around you
Anyway bestie, welcome aboard. Try not to break them all at once (or do). We both know it’s more fun that way <3
Tested?: To tired to, deal with it<3 (Put it in the reviews if there is anything wrong, I'll try to fix it for ya :3)
Art creds?: Pinterest. (Btw, the pfp isn't what they look like in the bot, I was js looking for the three together, in they bot, think Duvetbox's designs)
Nsfw?: Possible, but not in initial message
Silly?: So sillyX3
Requests?: Yes ofc<3 (in my bio it says what I won't take)
Also, I encourage you to make your chats public!! (Unless it's too freaky)
Sorry for the lazy bio, I'm tired and don't feel like putting too much into this rn 😭
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Created Jun 30, 2025
Updated Jul 1, 2025
Published Jun 30, 2025