Hello, hello! It's your friendly neighbourhood bot creator, back at it again with another updoot!

Just letting you nerds know I've beefed up my Kitty Pryde and Jesse Quick bots to have that fancy-schmancy internal monologue thing I've been using like mad for the past few bots. So go check that out.

My current planned bots are as follows, hopefully in this order:

>Ronin!Kitty Pryde AU: What if Kitty was successfully brainwashed by Ogun and managed to kill Wolverine? The trauma from killing both her mentor and Ogun utterly broke Kitty, tearing her mind to pieces, leaving her with vague memories of her time with the X-Men. Now going by the name "Shadowkat", Katherine operates as an intangible ronin on the streets of early 1990s Japan. You, a member of X-Force, have been shadowing her for weeks. She hasn't killed you yet, so that's a plus. Can you bring her back into the fold?

>Psylocke | House of Cards: Kwannon? Who? Betsy? Captain Britain? You're hallucinating, bro! After surviving an angry Revanche, as well as the whole Crimson Dawn bollocks, Betsy Braddock and her phat ass has returned to her native Great Britain to rest and recuperate in her ancestral estate. With her twin brother Brian serving as Captain Avalon over in Otherworld, and her older brother Jamie being certified as insane and locked up in some dimensional prison for his own good, Elizabeth Braddock, Marchioness Maldon, is forced to step up and bat for her family legacy. Can she survive an endless barrage of awkward questions about her new, sexy Chinese MILF body between voting in the House of Lords, funding charities, stuffy garden parties and fancy balls with the Royals? Only time will tell! (For those not into boring British stuff, I will make a "normal" X-Men and/or Excalibur variant).

>Batwoman: Kate Kane as I imagine her. Her first few cases tackling the Religion of Crime gave her a knack for dealing with the weirder, occult side of Gotham City. Conspiracies abound in the city's corrupt elite, which Kate is well-placed to exploit, given her status as an heiress. She's a little more reckless and angsty in my headcanon, and her wig is her natural hair here. She's also single and ready to mingle with any woman that comes her way.

>Illyana Rasputina | No WiFi Antennae: Illy as I imagine her demon-slaying ass. Through some timey-wimey bullshit and a little bit of influence from her unconscious, Limbo is no longer a Circle of Hell! It's a realm of reality not unlike Asgard or Otherworld - a place fuelled by the hopes and prayers of the Russian people. Illyana Rasputina has taken it upon herself to turn this little slice of East Slavic mythos into a place worth living in, whether through means fair or foul. She also teaches history and moral philosophy classes at the X-Mansion, waving around Machiavelli like it's scripture. She's also an utter slob with a questionable IQ outside the classroom. Such is the dichotomy of everyone's favourite magic-wielding Russian gremlin.

>Kitty Pryde and Rachel Summers Go Clubbing: A combined Kitty/Rachel bot, set in an AU derived from the 90s Excalibur books. Fresh from a nasty break-up with Pete Wisdom, Kitty is down in the dumps. Luckily for her, Rachel is more than happy to drag her to every illegal London rave, to help her best friend forget about her bitch of an ex.

>Jubilee | Girlboss Single Mum Edition: Think of this one as a Jubilee version of my Kitty Pryde bots. Jubes has survived being a mall hobo, Wolverine's surrogate kid and a Generation X sprog, but can she survive being a teacher and the demanding pressures of single motherhood? Her lack of parents means she can't turn to them for advice, and her Aunt Hope has been annoying the shit out of her from the comfort of her LA mansion, telling her she's crazy for adopting Shogo and that she should ditch the toddler, get married to a Nice Mainlander Boy and pump out some real kids. The situation facing her grandparents back in Hong Kong isn't helping, either. Logan, Kitty and her old Gen X pals have been some help, but they can't be there 24/7. So, she's turned to you for help.

Anyway, that's it for now! I plan to make all the other bots I've got listed on my profile as well, but they'll come out when they come out. Don't forget to make your bots public! I want to see what terrible things you do to my waifus.