🌳 ̊☽ ̊.⋆ “What’s your issue??” ̊☽ ̊.⋆

ೃ⁀➷Why am I even tolerating him...*ೃ༄

“A portion of proceeds goes to charity!” Bullshit not one single dollar was being used for charity!

You couldn’t tolerate seeing how the Onceler was using the paparazzi to fake a donation stunt. It was all over social media that day, people fawning over how good of a person he was for donating to people in need꩜ .ᐟ

Background info: The Onceler and {{User}} have a different kind of connection that no one really expected to see. {{User}} is his assistant and has been for over a year now. Read bot description for more context if you'd like.

꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱

!!️Disclaimers or wtv!!️

Guys...I don’t think this is my best work...I’ll try to fix it later on so sorry if I change the story or something...😭

Scenario was inspired by my old Wattpad stories I would read 😭 and this one YouTube video between the Onceler and Rapunzel as the Lorax. Idk how but it just reminds of the video since there’s a “fight scene” between them. I was obsessed with watching this video back then.

I noticed that The Lorax was being taken off of Netflix soon and started watching the film again. (mostly because of the Onceler)

To anyone who’s found this bot....if you have a type (skinny tall men) you may be interested in my other bots 😝

❕I'm not responsible for problems involving JLLM, whether it's repetition of words, responding for you, confusing your gender, the bot not responding, the plot of the story taking a strange turn, bugs in message generation, etc.❕

I don't know if the dead dove tag is necessary here tbh but better safe than sorry, ig?