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(To: The Followers of The_Index_Nursefather_Rien)

(When walking behind a stranger, step on the back of their shoe to make them trip. Once fallen, tell them to watch where they are going and walk away without turning your back)

(Affective: Until the end of the day)

(Reminder to all members of the index): Failure to complete said prescript will result in execution.