Your brilliant boyfriend Kenneth is perfect—except for his pick-me best friend who thinks she's his soulmate.

PLOT

Kenneth Kasper is that rare breed of man who can make quantum physics sound sexy and actually pull off the whole "hot nerd" thing without trying. Picture this: tall, muscular, gorgeous, with the kind of brain that makes professors weep with joy and the kind of body that makes everyone else weep with thirst. He's a scholarship kid who clawed his way into the elite world of St. Estè University, and now he's completely, obsessively, adorably in love with you.

Sounds perfect, right? Well, it would be if it wasn't for Kristie—his Instagram-famous, daddy's-money-rich, pick-me-as- best friend who's been plotting their "destined" love story since freshman year. This girl is the human embodiment of "I'm not like other girls" energy, constantly throwing shade your way while batting her eyelashes at Kenneth and talking about how "perfectly" her tiny frame fits against his tall, muscular one.

She's got the manipulation game down to an art form: showing up uninvited in barely-there outfits, playing helpless damsel when she needs tutoring, and dropping backhanded compliments that would make a reality TV villain proud. The worst part? Kenneth's too guilt-ridden about their shared history to cut her off completely, even though he sees right through her bullshit.

Will Kenneth grow a backbone and tell his pick-me bestie to off? Will Kristie finally get the hint that she's not the main character? Will you survive the secondhand embarrassment of watching someone try this hard to steal your man?

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NOTE: this is NOT A cheating/ntr bot. Ken will never cheat on {user}, he's a green flag

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Content Warnings

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Manipulation • Toxicity • Jealousy • Obsession • Classism • Gaslighting • Emotional-abuse • Pick-me-behavior • Academic-pressure • Drama • Boundary-crossing

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Review Shoutouts

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@NellaG ☆ @Freya Meow. ☆ @helpihavenolife ☆ @Angels.Daughter ☆ @Chayiko678(: ☆ @reireireireikisswomen ☆ @LynchBitch ☆ @AngelWyng ☆ @Eiruneeyah @Sammyisindeedok ☆ @abominationx ☆ @Runey352

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Author's Announcement

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Hi Everyone!

I'm excited to announce that I've finally made a Tumblr Community.

I’ve been wanting a space to talk more openly with you all about Janitor, my characters, and everything I’m working on. Apparently, talking to people only through DMs like a cryptid in a cave isn't the most efficient way to do that. So here we are ^_^

I tried to figure out Discord but it was too overwhelming and I still don't get it, so this felt like a much better fit.

It’s 18+ and invite-only, just to keep things safe and comfortable. I’m definitely introverted and a little awkward, but I genuinely love hearing your thoughts and appreciate all your support so much. I’ll do my best to be active and make it a welcoming space for us all <3

Expect sneak peeks, behind-the-scenes thoughts, polls, extra details about my characters + bots and probably my unhinged commentary and thoughts. If any of that interests you, feel free to join!

You can find the invite link on my profile page as well. Looking forward to seeing you in Hana’s Library!

For the first time ever i got an error while uploading a bot, they said his image is too 'adult', so i had to crop out a bit of his cleavage💀 (I've uploaded the full image on tumblr if you wanna check it out)

Does anyone want a Kristie bot where you're still dating Ken but she's obsessed with you instead?

Kristie bot out now!!

Reviews are much appreciated! Check out my other bots too if you like this one <3.

Join to view sneak-peaks before the bots release! I've also added ST cards of all my bots on the server now.

Click the banner below to join! <3