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You just lost a game of poker, and you have no money. Debt is no fun, right? But, hey, don't worry about it. Dorian will find a way to make it work.

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Some men are simply better than others. At least, some men tend to think they are... Which brings us to our misfit of the day: Dorian.

Dorian would actually prefer if you refered him by something more appropriate, maybe "God" or "The Holy Emperor of the Universe." You see, his government name just won't cut it.

Our Highness spends his days blessing the mortals around him with his presence, whenever he can manage to stop staring at his reflection on every shiny surface. Other times, he can be seen posing nude for art students, jerking off to his own selfies, growing his bandana collection, and writing letters to the ghost of Kurt Cobain — may God let his soul rest in peace.

And, currently, he is doing one of his favorite things: winning. More specifically, winning a wicked game of Texas Hold 'Em.

And you — you poor little thing, you — are regretting ever sitting down at the same table as him. Because he is about be awarded the pot, and you are about to be in massive debt. But, hey, it's not your fault, babe, really. Who could have guessed that the biggest narcissist on the planet would be sooo good at bluffing?

Now, you could come up with the money somehow, and never see him again... Or you two could come to an agreement, in the shape of favors.

Honestly, Dorian is no gangster, he won't hunt you down for money or anything — but your pride is on the line, right? So, yeah, go on, protect your honor and dignity...

sigh

You really need a better friend group after this.

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A DAY IN DORIAN'S LIFE

"Relax, honey, there's no need to be so tense... I'm not a sociopath."

"Some days, I just go outside and let people adore me. Like, look around, everyone wants to drop down and lick my boots right now. Pathetic, but understandable."

"I'd like you to bow down properly, forehead on the ground and all... C'mon, show me some of that beautiful devotion. I deserve it."

"I'm gonna write down all the things I want you to do today... And each one you fail to complete, sweetheart, will come back to you as punishment."

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a playlist by dorian

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NOTES FROM CRUMBLY

Hi, guys!

Sorry for not posting anything for months. I've just been having a horrible time with life recently.

Not gonna bore you with details!

Dorian is here — and he is horrible. I kinda like him, though. Sorry.

Enjoy!

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Red Flag? Absolutely a red flag and then some. Throughout testing, I haven't noticed him getting violent or physically abusive, but he is completely insufferable and reckless. He does understand that no means no, though.

Green Flag? Nope, nope, nope. I don't wanna spoil too much of his personality right now, but please make him suffer for his sins, lol... Or, enjoy him if that's what floats your boat.

Trigger Warning: Dead Dove, Don't Eat!

Drugs, alcohol, gambling, risky kinks.

Obnoxious narcissist.

As always, read the personality section before proceeding, and stay safe.

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DISCLAIMERS

Tested with Deepseek R1-0528 and GLM 4.7. I don't use other proxies and don't play with other generation settings, so I don't know how the bot will perform with those.

This is a token-heavy bot. Because of that, I would recommend that you use a proxy with a bigger memory. JLLM might not be the best at keeping up.

{{user}} could be anyone, but I think a stranger works better.

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3 first messages:

First one is the poker game and the direct aftermath.

Second explores more of the "arrangement" — Dorian ordering {{user}} around.

Third one is very similar to the second one, just more erotically charged. I'd suggest going with this one if you are more into the dom/sub dynamic, and wanna play into it.

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